RE: Why online abusing cunts mentstruate at night?

He disappeared from his mother’s womb for few weeks…. Abducted by aliens and then returned….



We believe that we have finally discovered why Ernest is so demonically fixated upon ”fingering of babies” and ”anal checks”.

Alien abduction  and weeks of probing when he was just an embryo. These are his own words.

We all know that most schizoid twats like that are usually harmless – but we would still advise
to avoid this extraordinary example of delusional muppet.

For details of where not to go to avoid Ernest or his latest mugshot please contact us

ncntmundo at gmail dot com



Ernest. Ernest… ERNEST!

Fucking hell. Ernest has been mixing the elements again.

Ernest is correctly describing his and Holbie's range of interests - he missed one though. Or two

Ernest is correctly describing his and Holbie’s range of interests – he missed one though. Or two.

This time he is opening, admitting to his sins and abuse.

If you know Ernest personally, citizens of the world, wave to him.

He needs sympathy; the poor, rejected, delusional [insert the title required].




Hypocrisy Alert

He never said anything to me so it’s alright = Hitler never attacked Japs so he’s a sound fella.

I have come across this so many times it virtually stopped being funny.


It borders on par with one torrential piece of hypocrisy that was sent to us via email.

The email came from I’m always right, even when I’m wrong, I don’t remember, so it must have never happened, you’re wrong, I am able to quote on everything, but even though I do not remember seeing anything, my subconscious saw it, I’m right anyway and it basically absolved the abusers of any wrongdoing because……

Whatever happens in the twitterverse is just a joke, unless it is a joke against me

The I’m always right, you’re wrong then continued a tirade of I’ve been in a dark place as one of the abusers, who is not the abuser, because I did not see the abuse, the abuser abused with and other typical whitewashing garbage until
I realised that there is no sense in trying to communicate with someone who is obviously a genre of different species, and a blind one at that.

It does not bother me that social media is filled up
to its stinky brim with such people.

It’s fucking terrifying that they populate the planet though.


Another Haydon Down

Bristol-polluting abuser James H. has been recently banned from Twitternazi platform of free spit.

Let’s not raise any cups to his career of abuse, including slurs against 4-week-old kids and taunting harassment of women, setting up blag accounts accusing others of abuse and pedophilia; very prolific James H. has been.

Let’s not cheer the demise of a serial and criminally insane abuser, who has spent the last 14 months spitting out his toxic Armageddon of vile lies, accusation and libel.

Adios motherfucker.

Remember, remumbar

I don’t remember anything. It didn’t happen as far as I remember. But I don’t remember much. But I can quote exact lines off emails and I am never wrong. It’s them who’s wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I’m right, mate; lad. Don’t criticise, or else; I’m always right yano.

Hah. 500 troll-hunter points for the first fucker who guesses right who this parody of paradoxical behaviour belongs to – gets a prize.

J for Jumbo

Cuntrat /James Haydon/ The most repulsive of all fucking
amoebas. The sleazy blob that puts on the mask to gain trust,
only to use it for his own purpose to deceive.

This very cuntrat appears to campaign for Justice and portrays
himself as a robust owner of a writership – fucking hilarious as
we all know he can’t bloody spell lemon.

I will however present his achievements, as we believe such a cunt
deserves it, and everyone should know what Jizzrag Cuntrat Haydon
really is.

  1. Abusing Justice Official Charities
    Jizzrag Haydon contacted those charities alongside with
    two other saying a certain online group claimed to be
    survivors / members of those. Fraudulent, you fucking cunt.
  2. Blags
    Jizzrag and his amoebic circus of trolls have been accounted
    for over a hundred blag accounts – accounts impersonating
    real people (including a very young child) or companies,
    that were used to attack and abuse others. How very cunt of you.
  3. Threat Campaigns
    Oh, damn. Jizzrag Haydon has been busy with his Armageddon
    campaign. It stopped being nice when he admitted plotting to kill
    someone. Oh yes. We have it on file.
  4. Women
    Jizzrag Haydon is only chivalrous towards those women who
    agree to bask in his manliness. You disagree with him, or try
    and challenge his point of view – he’ll call you a ‘feckin ho’.
    Cause he’s a fucking charmer. It is not a fucking secret that
    he used twitter to approach young girls, dirty fucking slimy bastard.
  5. Hacking
    Our sources in Madagascunt IT have gathered info that he hacked
    accounts of Liverpool supporters at least twice. If you follow
    the user Jizzrag_Haydon7, I would recommend changing your
  6. Videos
    Now, we are not calling James the fucking N word, we only
    call him the Grown Up Man Going to Churches,
    Recording Kids on His Mobile Phone and Posting
    Those Videos Online.
    Then deleting those videos when
    people find out. Now, there’s probably some perfect, snake-eyed
    explanation to all this. I’ll not fucking hold me breath over all this.
  7. A bit of LOL
    70% of Jumbo’s followers on Twatter are blag accounts that he bought.
    Over 7000 that is. Guess if you speak jizzrag all the time, it’s the only
    way to pamper your manliness. 7000! Hahahah.

More on this, as soon as we land. Keep reading UK.

We might even promise to include some pictures in the whole thing next time.
You know, for the mental patients of the jizzrag market.

Bar is Open, Gather and Gaswork the Cuntrats

The premiere entry was written for Encuntlopaedia by Mark from E.C. UK Division.

It is the first entry for A for Amoeba, short, sweet and fucking nice.

Because nobody will ever read it, ha ha.

The current works under way are fucking credit to Wintersturm, who
promised the N for Nadine special – but knowing he owes me a tenner
from Euro 2012 bet, it might take him a bit bloody longer than a week.

It has also came to our attention that some cuntrats including the jizzrag cuntrat are disputing the number of the entries that our beautiful
Encuntlopaedia will or will not have. Who the fuck knows?
Surely it is going to be more than 26. Jumbo will have at least fucking 5.

That’s fucking it I guess.

Gaswork the cuntrats!

FAO Jizzrag Cuntrats

When you stop using your eyes, you fall down the stairs.
Ha. Ha. Should have broken her neck, the cuntrat.

The title song of our hitlist is dedicated to all those funny cuntrats
that we met along the years.
The Nadines, The Jumbos, The Bobcunts, the lot.
You are all beautiful creatures, you know that.
You are also the amoebas that fucking hopefully already got aids and died,
or will do shortly.

We will send you flowers. You whoreborn biscuits.

You can navigate throughout the page using those fancy drop-down menus
and the like.

You can fucking do what you want, we don’t care much. But don’t send us emails. Ok?

Yours encuntlopaedically,

E.C. Netherlands Division